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We Sent a Grown Man to Five Texas Corn Mazes to See How Fast He’d Escape

DATE POSTED:October 30, 2026
aerial photo of texas-shaped corn mazeThe trepidation was mounting as I neared the first stop on my early-fall corn maze odyssey. Though it was a beautiful morning in the Hill Country, a sense of foreboding hung over my rented Toyota Prius as I approached Hondo. I was also in desperate need of a urinal, having possibly overcaffeinated on the road between Austin and San Antonio.We never experience storybook autumns in Texas, the kind with reliably cool temperatures, sweaters, picturesque foliage, and hot apple cider or mulled wine. The seasonal change annually heralded by the arrival of pumpkin spice lattes is more often than not just an unfulfilled promise made by crafty marketers who prey on a heat-weary populace jealous of those who actually experience autumn. But sure, let’s pretend. Bring…

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