Bad People Doing Bad Things
In the early Nineties, Seinfeld revolutionized television comedy with a single motto: “No hugging, no learning.” In their updated version of Noël Coward’s Private Lives, Bandwagon Arts gives a...
Feedback: March 13, 2026
Everybody’s Got One
Dear Editor,
I understand I am but one person with an opinion (which, like buttholes, everyone has), but hopefully you will receive a volume of similar emails and take acti...
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
During times of famine – say around the 15th century – Britons resorted to eating their candles made of pig tallow.
During a February 2026 snowstorm, the winner of a Chicago snowplow-naming co...
Battered and Bruised Austin FC Faces Nightmare Stretch
Brace yourselves, Austin FC fans. Dark clouds are forming on the horizon.
A fairly encouraging start to the 2026 regular season took a sour turn in the Queen City over the weekend as the Verde and...
Qmmunity: Living the Loudmouth Lifestyle
My email inbox is overloaded with public relations people asking if I want to have a one-on-one with various AI company stooges, but that won’t dilute my spirit as the South by Southwest wave crash...
The Week’s Biggest News in Brief: March 5-11
Barton Springs Pool Maintenance Extended: The city began the Barton Springs Skimmer Bypass Project in February, temporarily closing the pool on Feb. 23 to remove and mitigate a decommissioned skimmer...
Crossword: March 13, 2026
REVEAL SOLUTION
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