A Central Market in Austin created the largest charcuterie boardin the world for the chain’s thirtieth anniversary, assemblingone thousand pounds of cheeses, cured meats, fruits, and jams.A woman in Harris County caught what is believed to be one of the largest alligator gars ever recorded, measuring more than eight feet long with a fifty-inch girth. Five couples are suing a Houston fertility clinic for allegedly implanting embryos that it knew were dead or damaged as a result of a cryopreservation failure in the lab. A country music festival in Fort Worth was postponed after negative feedback about its unimpressive lineup of artists, with one potential attendee commenting on the festival’s Instagram, “My neighbor just learned how to play guitar and started a band, maybe he…