Two beloved snapping turtles were taken from a creek outside a Houston bar by one of its customers, who was planning to turn the animals into soup before outraged commenters on a social media post by the bar prompted him to return them.A portion of Interstate 635 in Dallas was shut down after a truck belonging to a company that collects restaurants’ used cooking oil and meat by-products lost its load, spilling debris that included chicken and alligator parts across multiple lanes.The mayor of Colleyville went viral online for suggesting that a nuclear bomb be thrown at Hurricane Milton to “see if we can stop the rotation.”When a school resource officer accidentally shot himself in the leg while sitting in a parking lot at Marble…